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1. Tony Abbott eats a raw onion (2015) One can only assume Abbott’s intrusive thoughts won. In 2015, he bit into a whole raw onion that appeared unpeeled, the way one may bite into an apple. Mr Abbott appeared unaffected by its taste, appreciatively nodding as he chews. Very strange behaviour. 2. Scomo tackles child […]
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My open hands glide along the rhythmic crashing of the waves. Lacing my fingers through sea foam that forms while they curl and collapse. Trying to bear the motion in my hands. Attempting to collect the crystal blue hue. Watching it slip between my fingers, returning to the gurgling sea foam, retreating back out to […]
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All you have to do is get out of bed. Your family is knocking at the door, And you can’t keep them waiting anymore. Oh, how you fill your sister with dread! Oh, how your mother can’t love you like before! All you have to do is get out of bed, Your family is knocking […]
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A pigeon, a stranger, and a cockroach walk into a bar… The absurdist genre emerged post-World War II and explores the absurd aspects of life, evoked by disillusionment and existential questions. Absurdist novels often present worlds or events that lack logical explanations and involve characters who experience some form of alienation from their society and […]
Continue Readingnot a single coherent carriage of words seems to emerge from my train of thought, and yet, here i find myself, longing to express something of substance, anything, truly, that might elevate me from the monotony of my own existence. i am engulfed by a disquieting fear, a profound dread that i may indeed be […]
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The moon is beautiful when she shines. She lights my way and paves my tenebrous road with a path I can follow. She is there during my brightest dawns and she is there during my dimmest, starless nights. But I know that light isn’t really her own, it’s nothing more than a reflection. I’ve lived […]
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I owe them the entirety of my knowledge. It is an amusing contradiction, then, that I state with pride that I have never learned to braid my own hair. But I never had to learn to braid my hair because my big sister did that for me. My sister and I have lived on different […]
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I cannot believe a plane is about to embark me on a journey where I have always been told “don’t go” “it’s too risky” as a solo, young, woman, who does not speak the language. One of the countries I am about to visit is listed as one of the “most DANGEROUS countries” in the […]
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The woman I am? A cartographer of curiosity. Resident of far and wide. Adventurer, explorer. Treasure hound. Passionate devotee of beautiful things. Collector, curator. My most precious collection? Women. Priceless, robust, delicate. Such as a cursed amulet at the Nepalese border. Captivating. Intoxicating. Formidable. I offer you a glimpse at my collection. No passport required. […]
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Where has the time gone Since this all first begun Since we last had a sleepover And spent a day out in the sun? Since I last heard your laughter And watched you first ride a bike It’s been months since I’ve seen you Though it feels like just last night I can’t remember the […]
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